Leaving the City of Regret ~

by Anne on April 28, 2011

Life can sure trip you up sometimes.  We are moving right along with each task throughout the day and somewhere down the line we realize we got off track…. I’m speaking from a spiritual sense. 

We may still be going to church…. having our devotions and lifting things up in prayer but then one day we realized that we have allowed the enemy to creep into our minds and still our joy… he tells us lies that we begin to believe and WAM… we are off track.

How many times has this happened to you?  It has happened to me many times but I have to admit that this time around it was a doozy… I have so much that is swimming around in my head right now that the Lord has been speaking to me about and working on in my life and I can’t wait to share it.  I know that I am not the only one that the enemy has been working overtime on but for now I wanted to share this story with you that I found:

Leaving the City of Regret

I had not really planned on taking a trip this time of year, and yet I found myself packing rather hurriedly.  This trip was going to be unpleasant and I knew in advance that no real good would come of it.  I’m talking about my annual “Guilt Trip.”

I got my tickets to fly there on Wish I Had airlines.  It was an extremely short flight.  I got my baggage, which I could not check.  I chose to carry it myself all the way.  It was weighted down with a thousand memories of what might have been.  no one greeted me as I entered the terminal to the Regret City International Airpot.  I say international because people from all over the world come to this dismal town.

As I checked into the Last Resort Hotel, I noticed that they would be hosting the year’s most important event, the Annual Pity Party.  I wasn’t going to miss that great social occasion.  Many of the towns leading citizens would be there.

First, there would be the Done Family, you know, Should Have, Would Have and Could Have.  Then came the I Had family.  You probably know ol’ Wish and his clan.  Of course, the Opportunities would be present, Missed and Lost.  The biggest family would be the Yesterday’s.  There are far too many of them to count, but each one would have a very sad story to share.

Then Shattered Dreams would surely make the appearance.  And It’s Their Fault would regale us with stories (excuses) about how things had failed in his life, and each story would be loudly applauded by Don’t Blame Me and I Couldn’t Help It.

Well, to make a long story short, I went to this depressing party knowing that there would be no real benefit in doing so.  And, as usual, I became very depressed.  But as I thought about all of the stories of failures brought back from the past, it occured to me that all of this trip and subsequent “pity party” could be cancelled by ME! I started to truly realize that I did not have to be there.  I didn’t have to be depressed.  One thing kept going through mymind, I CAN”T CHANGE YESTERDAY, BUT I DO HAVE THE POWER TO MAKE TODAY A WONDERFUL DAY. I can be happy, joyous fulfilled, encouraged, as well as encouraging.  Knowing this, I left the City of Regret immediately and left no forwarding address.  Am I sorry for mistakes I’ve made in the past?  YES!  But there is no physical way to undo them.

So, if you’re plannon a trip back to the City of Regret, please cancell all your reservations now.  Instead, take a trip to a place called, Starting Again.  I liked it so much that I have now taken up permanent residence there.  My neighbors, the I Forgive Myselfs and the New Starts are so very helpful.  By the way, you don’t have to carry around heavy baggage, because the load is lifted from your shoulders upon arrival.  God bless you in finding this great town.  If you can find it – - it’s in your own heart – - please look me up.  I live on I Can Do It street.

~ By Larry Harp

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April Fools Day Pranks ~

by Anne on March 31, 2011

When I was younger and I worked in a restaurant as a waitress with several of my girl friends from school… we would play all kinds of pranks on our Managers and even some Customers.  Of course, you can only do this if you get along with that Manager or Customer.  To be honest with you…. I miss those days.  Being young and free….LOL.

Our Manager was a coffee drinker and he would sit at his table working on his paperwork.  When he would walk away from that table we would grab the creamer and add salt to it and then watch him pour the creamer into his coffee….OMGoodness…. we would laugh so hard becuase he couldn’t figure out how we were getting to his coffee. It got to the point where he would take his coffee cup with him when he left the table.

I had a customer that use to come in all the time who was a cop. He thought it would be funny to leave a fake ticket on my car one time which scared the heck out of me.  So when he came in for lunch one time and ordered Ice Tea with his Lunch I added Tobasco Sauce to it and watched him take his first sip….too funny!

I had a co-worker that I use to work with who loved to drink hot-tea.  I would take his tea bags and unstaple the top then add salt to the tea bag and staple it back together and carefully put it back in the box… LOL… he never could figure out how I was still getting to his tea…

The reactions are hillarious!!!

Below are a few other pranks that I found and thought were too funny and I just had to share them.  Plus I wanted to have them written down somewhere to always have for who knows when… hehe. 

Prank A Co-Worker:

Wait for a colleague to leave his desk, open the Bing or Google homepage and click the “language tools” link to the right of the search bar. Scroll a third of the way down the page and change the interface language. Select the “Bork, bork, bork” setting and he’ll get semi-comprehensible gibberish that mimics the Swedish Chef on The Muppets. Other fun options include Pirate, Elmer Fudd and Hacker

Prank Your BFF:

Go into the contacts in your pal’s cell phone and change the name associated with your number to a TV character, celebrity or person from her past. Send her ridiculous texts from your phone — she’ll wonder how Mr. T became an entry and why he needs her to join the A-Team. If your friend knows your cell by heart, this may be a one-trick idea. If she doesn’t , you’re in for hours of fun

Prank Your Boss:

Paint over the tip of every pen and pencil at your head honcho’s desk with clear nail polish. Wait for his or her phone to ring or make a prank call and watch your boss struggle to find a useful utensil. If you’re feeling guilty afterwards (or concerned about your next paycheck), let the big cheese know that a swipe of nail polish remover will have him writing in no time.

Prank Your Kids:

Here’s a breakfast they’ll never forget. Stick a straw into a jelly donut and suck out the filling, gently pressing the donut to get most of the jelly out. Remove the first straw and insert another in the same spot. Put a squirt bottle up to the open end of the straw and squeeze the ketchup in, again using your hands to move the filling around if necessary. (If needed, turkey basters or syringes may be used in place of the first straw.)

These are only a few of the ones that I found.  If you want to read more  Check out this Site  .

I would love to hear what kinds of pranks that you played on others…….

 

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Movies With Meaning ~

March 28, 2011

I’m a HUGE Movie person.  I love how we can sit and be taken into a totally different world.  We can laugh & cry or we can be left on the edge of our seat.   There are so many great movies out there that I can go on and on about but what I really like is when [...]

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From One Cracked Pot To Another (repost) ~

March 22, 2011

(This is actually a repost from when I first started my blog.  It is one of my favorites so I thought I would share it again) Every once in awhile I receive an email that I think is something worth sharing.  I don’t know who the author is but it is something that I was [...]

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God Is In Control ~

March 18, 2011

There is so much going on in the news about the disasters in Japan and so many stories to read.   I know that we can not even begin to imagine what they are going through with facing so many obstacles.  They are in my thoughts and prayers. Something that really caught my eye the other day on [...]

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My Daughter’s Hair Show (Open House) ~

March 11, 2011

Okay.. So I have to brag about my oldest daughter a bit.   She has been going to Costmetology School this past year.  This whole program is sooooo her!   She has always loved doing hair and make up……and her dream is to work for Disney someday where she can do the Hair & Make Up for the Departments that [...]

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Update ~

March 8, 2011

WOW…. it has been quite a few weeks since I have posted anything.  Does anybody else ever get so bogged down with life that you can’t even find time to post all the things you want to write about? Life has been crazy for us here.  About a month ago I was horribly sick for two [...]

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Food For Thought ~

February 17, 2011

I love it when I receive emails that are straight to the heart because I love to share them with you.  I received this one from a co-worker: A successful businessman was growing old and knew it was time to choose a successor to take over the business. Instead of choosing one of his Directors [...]

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Missing In Action / New York Trip ~

February 15, 2011

So I kind of dropped off the Blogsphere for a few weeks.  I have been fighting a horrible head and chest cold for the past few weeks and being that I am getting older my body sure can’t handle getting sick like it use to.  This one took me out! I am finally on the [...]

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A Wise Homemaker ~

January 26, 2011

I have many favorite verses out of the Bible but when it comes to being a Mom, raising my kids and the desire of my heart for my home….. my favorite verse is: Through Wisdom a house is built, And by understanding it is established; By Knowledge the rooms are filled With all Precious and [...]

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